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MANBEARPIG - Comes in WomanBearPig, too.


TAGS: ugly face smile manbearpig womanbearpig
Rating: 2.91/5

More motifakes by Eric D.

Deceivingly - August 29, 2011, 3:00 am
Im gonna set this as my desktop background!
beautiful - August 29, 2011, 12:58 am
Jay-Z when he was a kid!
beautiful - August 29, 2011, 12:58 am
no this is real! is actually J-Z when he was a kid!
beautiful - August 29, 2011, 12:57 am
no stupid b****! this is Jay-Z wen he was a kid!
beautiful - August 29, 2011, 12:56 am
Jay-Z when he was a kid!
beautiful - August 29, 2011, 12:56 am
this is jay-Z when he was a kid!
krissie - March 31, 2009, 7:33 pm
What the hell.........? That's all I got....
Finch - December 19, 2008, 10:10 pm
Please god, tell me this is a ph**oshop
Anonymous - November 29, 2008, 9:54 am
its womanbearpig you dumb**** XD
Elwood - November 29, 2008, 9:54 am
I don't care what it is, as long as it doesn't attempt to marry into my family.
tony - October 29, 2008, 2:39 am
w....t....f is that!?!
BANJAXED - August 13, 2008, 1:01 pm
LMFAO @ manbearpig
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 12, 2008, 3:08 pm
Ahh, RRCCmom, you have a light feminine touch this place often lacks.
RRCCmom - August 12, 2008, 1:15 pm
I can't believe she matched those earrings with that necklace.
Redfield - July 6, 2008, 10:01 pm
....i think i just threw up in my mouth a little bit.


GODZILLA FACEPALM - When Godzilla gives you the facepalm, you know the fail is epic.


TAGS: godzilla facepalm face palm epic fail
Rating: 3.62/5


HEAD-DESK - Because facepalm cannot express the stupidity of what you just said/did. or we just got a sh!t load of homework.




IT'S COMPLICATED - I now understand that Facebook status option.


TAGS: complicated love cheating facebook
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by HallieMarie

HallieMarie - February 6, 2012, 8:37 pm
Lol, True, it looks like they are!!
TrueGrave - February 6, 2012, 5:47 pm
Are they watching paint dry?
BeNiceToMe - February 6, 2012, 3:21 pm
threesome's up :)


IMPLIED FACEPALM - So stupid, it doesn't deserve my effort


TAGS: implied facepalm
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by Matt

Macumazahn - February 27, 2013, 7:57 pm
*helpless laughter*
sickartist - December 3, 2009, 7:59 pm
very nice. One of the best today.
Produceman117 - December 3, 2009, 5:51 pm
Great movie, great poster. 5.
Sean - December 3, 2009, 11:52 am
Nicely done.


INTERVENTION - If you know of, or are, one of these people please get a life or switch to twitter.


TAGS: characters help facebook twitter
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - March 20, 2013, 9:04 am
Booze, really? The strongest thing we get up here are slurpees and those weiners that no one really knows how long they've been there.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 19, 2013, 8:13 pm
The rare times I go, I'd say #7 and #11 describe me best. Wait... 7 eleven? Coincidence those two numbers are the name of a little shop that sells booze? }:)
MissPriss - March 15, 2013, 11:26 pm
damm maibe there is somthing afterall for the need of aspel check...bahaha!
hcs308709 - March 15, 2013, 9:39 pm
You must mean arbriTory Spelling, or have you switched to Twitter since you can't spell either
MissPriss - March 13, 2013, 8:43 am
Oquit braggin' about yourself forseti...where ya been?
forseti - March 13, 2013, 6:46 am
flawless! ;)
MissPriss - March 2, 2013, 9:20 am
We share the same one! Where'da think I got the skinny on ya dude...teehee thanks for dropping by.
Rudedog - March 2, 2013, 12:33 am
Sometimes you get to revealing. I think you're in cahoots with my therapist.
MissPriss - March 1, 2013, 3:21 pm
Read #12...bahahaha!
MissPriss - March 1, 2013, 3:20 pm
Ich danke Ihnen sehr, mein Führer...teehee
Vinxman - March 1, 2013, 2:44 pm
Don't forget #17, the Grammar Nazi, who would point out that in #16, "every day" should be two words, not one.


SPACEBOOK - Even HERE it's not safe for work!


TAGS: darth vader tool stormtrooper starwars facebook
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by Chopperliscious

DreMagnum - October 26, 2009, 1:05 pm
Thats why we have a facebook group now
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 12:07 pm
Touche, Random.
MrRandom - October 26, 2009, 12:00 pm
You could, but then you would just sound stupid. It's how life works.
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 11:58 am
Fact is, getting Facebook involved exposes Motifake to more people... more people, more money. It's a win-win for Mr. M. Can't argue for that.
Chopperliscious - October 25, 2009, 8:37 pm
Thanks Agz. From now on it's Googles policy of "Do no evil" and chasing an honest click. The Webmaster fully wants us to use facebook - which isn't black hat - unless It's garnering votes ( which I did and repent of ). Honest clicks clickity clack.
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 4:30 pm
Look at the company you're in right now on the top 7... this poster is worth it without getting "help"
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 4:29 pm
I really like this poster... a lot. But, to ask friends for 5L ratings? That doesn't make it a better poster. Just know in your heart that it's good, and let the ratings fall where they may.
Eugene - October 25, 2009, 1:41 am
Full of win, this is


JESUS FACEPALM - He gave up too so please stop this foolness


TAGS: facepalm jesus epic
Rating: 3.06/5

More motifakes by Zephir

spacedog - August 13, 2009, 3:39 pm
Shoot. It has been done. Too bad about the spelling.


DUCKFACE - The ugly truth


TAGS: duckface truth reality
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Sulagar

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 9:58 pm
Actually my first thought was a can of spray paint to give that pumpkinhead a human skin tone.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 6, 2013, 2:22 am
Don't you want to take a scissors and . . . . you know.


GENESIS - Facebook version.


TAGS: god facebook adam eve garden eden satan apple status update
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Paul Kondor Poduszlo

aesop's folly - November 8, 2009, 6:32 pm
charming, 4/5 cause it isnt origa***
Informator - August 25, 2009, 8:00 am
WIN :D 5 lions
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 2:54 am
Except that stuff aboot coveting a**...I'm all aboot coveting a**.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 2:54 am
Crazy? you'd have to be straight up Retarded to believe anything Christianity has to say.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 2:52 am
Well of course not! That would just be Crazy!
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 2:49 am
For the record I don't believe everything here; especially that fake dinosaur fossils part.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 2:26 am
Fake dinosaur fossils for the crazy christians who believe that they were put there to test their faith! rotfl! Thats awesome. Nice jab at jesus!
Ed-Hyde - August 5, 2009, 11:03 am
I don't care what religion you are, thats just funny.


HI - I don't want a job.... Ever.


TAGS: loser idiot face tattoo
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Losifer

DonQ - May 12, 2012, 10:09 pm
He should take a good look in the mirror before blaming others for his misfortunes.
DonQ - May 12, 2012, 10:02 pm
Sorry about that, what I meant to say is that they should look themselves in the mirror fist before they start blaming others for thei misfortunes
rerun - May 12, 2012, 7:02 pm

wow DonQ, care to clarify your feelings here?
DonQ - May 12, 2012, 2:14 pm
You guys have this all wrong!!! It`s not his fault he can`tget a job, it`s the jews,hispanics,blacks and orientals fault!!!
rudeboy308 - August 4, 2011, 5:45 pm
In this crummy job market, how can I make myself even less employable? Never get a tattoo where a judge can see it, is what I was told! 5 L's.
tellitlikeitis - August 4, 2011, 7:10 am
This is good, thanks for the funny.


PROZAC -




FACE PALM -


TAGS: life homer simpson facepalm fail
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Reality Lord - June 29, 2010, 11:13 pm

ok ok ....i laughed...lawlz


FACEBOOK BARBIE - Looks are deceiving, she is sill using that photo of her from ten years ago




FACEDESK - When a facepalm, just doesn't cut it




STUPID TATTOOS - We all know someone who would.


TAGS: tattoo fail happy face
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by TheWolf

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:32 pm
I'm betting he drew that with a sharpie.
Derek - June 10, 2010, 5:58 pm
Great idea - a "mo" in a moment! :})


FACEFLOOR - When something is so stupid the facepalm just doesn't cut it.




COSPLAY - And you thought it was gross. Look how adorable this is!


TAGS: baby babies cosplay cosplaying naruto sasuke cute adorable omfg lulz happyface
Rating: 2.88/5

More motifakes by gravy666

Chris Sutherland - October 1, 2010, 2:10 pm
technically it'd be kunai even more technically, they'd never kill each other
Bartimaeus - February 12, 2010, 5:52 pm
Awww, they're rivals...now someone throw in a knife!


JIMMY PAGE - The only acceptable duckface




THE REDSKINS - WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS THEIR SHAME


TAGS: redskins facepalm shame
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by WTF

Produceman117 - April 4, 2010, 10:25 pm
The Eagles, I mean.
Produceman117 - April 4, 2010, 10:24 pm
Why they'd want to trade their best player to a division rival is beyond my comprehension.
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 9:47 pm
I wondered why I heard requiem bells outside.
Produceman117 - April 4, 2010, 9:42 pm
They just traded for McNabb tonight.
Todd M. - October 20, 2009, 7:24 pm
Oh, as a Redskins fan, this needs to go in the thread i started about Redskins demotivational posters. 5 Lions btw.
camden - October 20, 2009, 6:21 pm
....only the face palm 5 poodles


ANATIDAEPHOBIA - The fear that somewhere, a duck is watching you


TAGS: duck face fail at life
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by crazyman

carebear - March 16, 2012, 5:34 pm
(carebear BANNED)
Feasibly - March 16, 2012, 5:22 pm
On the positive side, duck lips may cushion the blow a little if the airbag in the steering wheel pops out...
carebear - March 16, 2012, 1:04 pm
(carebear BANNED)
spypengen - March 16, 2012, 9:38 am
@carebear a duck in the hand is worth 2 in the bush
carebear - March 14, 2012, 8:31 pm
(carebear BANNED)
M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 8:24 pm
I said it before I'll say it again... Goddam duckface... 'nuff said


FACEBOOK MISUNDERSTOOD -


TAGS: facebook
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

Sh8kes - September 29, 2012, 11:32 am
She's kinda h**... better ways to knock a b**** out though, than to hit her with a book


FAITHPALM - For epic fail of Biblical proportions


TAGS: jesus god facepalm bible faithpalm fail religion christianity lord
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by BrokenEye

rerun - November 7, 2010, 4:32 pm

sorry face, facepalm
rerun - November 7, 2010, 4:28 pm

can't we stop with these lame faceplant posters?
thatonechick - April 14, 2010, 6:23 pm
Still explains the lisp!
GreyScorpion - April 14, 2010, 6:22 pm
goofy granola band
thatonechick - April 14, 2010, 6:19 pm
Corporate Avenger knew, Grey. :P
GreyScorpion - April 14, 2010, 6:16 pm
Jesus had a lisp? who knew. 5L
Claire - April 14, 2010, 5:43 pm
This is absolute genius!
forseti - April 14, 2010, 5:29 pm
very nice!!


FACEBOOK NEWSFEED -


TAGS: facebook newsfeed
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

armymike30 - March 10, 2014, 11:26 am
you forgot political garbage...
Wesker133 - August 12, 2011, 12:33 pm
XD
forseti - August 10, 2011, 11:48 am
We all seem to have the same "friend5"
gas - August 10, 2011, 11:25 am
me gu5ta xD
M0rd3kaI - August 10, 2011, 6:38 am
Surprisingly that happens a lot :O lol
Verdeckt - August 10, 2011, 6:35 am
*Type5 witty comeback, decide they're not worth it. Deletes it*


DEATHPALM - Because Dying was the only way to get away from the fail that you just did.




PLEASE LORD - grant me the ability to punch people in the face over standard TCP/IP.




CLUMSY PANDA - I'm not clumsy. It's just that the floor hates me, tables and chairs attack me, and the wall just gets in the way.


TAGS: faceplant clumsy
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by fredcruz1234

Airman - November 9, 2011, 2:53 pm
Einstein Panda returns!


ITS COMPLICATED -


TAGS: complicated facebook girlfriend cheating infidelity
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - August 29, 2012, 8:51 am
Ok. Thank You for letting me know.
Sho - August 29, 2012, 7:34 am
watch out that you dont repeat posters that were already done before. 4L


FACE PALM - Not quite how the rest of us do it, but... Suzy's method is freaking awesome!


TAGS: face palm tree wall
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Rad

5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 4:23 pm
Faceplant? Is that you out there? 5l
BOSSthefurry - November 29, 2011, 8:52 am
Classic 5 lions.
bear4lyfe - November 28, 2011, 1:26 am
...you made me spray my soda through my no5e. >.
ErrorMacro - November 27, 2011, 1:13 pm
double lolz
Reality Lord - November 27, 2011, 6:45 am

lolz


EPIC FACE PALM - A face palm so epic, you knocked yourself out doing it.




WOW FACEPALM - I can't find words to say...




STRESS - Some people just can't handle it


TAGS: water balloon fear face
Rating: 2.28/5

More motifakes by MC Mixmaster Fresh

Dustin Marthington - August 19, 2008, 9:23 pm
FAIL: nothing beats massive captain america! http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=9995


DIFFICULTIES - Face your problems, Don't facebook them




GIRLS -


TAGS: miranda kerr ducks duckface
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by darthvader

GaryO - April 10, 2012, 8:19 am
Lol, Sho
Sho - April 10, 2012, 12:56 am
Po5ers


REALY STUPID PEOPLE - you know they exist if signs like this do


TAGS: facebook com
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Axis

Axis - August 9, 2012, 3:40 pm
true...lol
TerrorAustralis - August 9, 2012, 6:01 am
if you dont try, you'll never know what you cant do.
FrznHt - April 29, 2012, 10:11 pm
Um... maybe I shouldn't mention that really is spelled wrong.


LAST NIGHT'S PARTY -


TAGS: party lives forever facebook youtube
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by rudeboy308

Sensamilli - August 23, 2011, 10:50 pm
A message to drunken floozies everywhere!


TACTICAL-TEAM-FACEPALM - One is not enough


TAGS: facepalm
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by PunktFuenfNull

jejeloman - March 16, 2012, 5:26 pm
I dunno what to say between FAIL or LOL.


FACEBOOK - You know it's bad when you've been poked more times on Facebook than you have in real life.


TAGS: facebook
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Alixian

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 9, 2012, 2:38 am
I hate it when the people who poke me and complain to me in person that I haven't returned the poke. I reply, "I'm sorry, but Facebook doesn't have a 'bat-to-your-friend's-face' option.That's how you get rid of friends on Facebook :)


WHEN GODZILLA FACEPALMS - You know the fail is epic




BOREDOM -


TAGS: life time day human nature virtual escape reality friend waste facebook social network
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by giulio

Untamedfifty - October 15, 2009, 8:33 pm
hah i think i'd win
LogicDude - October 15, 2009, 6:38 pm
Best game of beer pong. Ever.


FACEPALM - Wow. Even Homer thinks you screwed up.




ETERNAL FACEPALM -




BODYSTAIRS - When facepalm is not enough.




SOCIAL NETWORKING - The risks are more manifold than you would expect. Not only being Spied on the whole time, your laboriously built up identity Could be crushed so rapidly.


TAGS: facebook risks superman
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by viba

Zapper - January 23, 2011, 1:04 pm
Yeah, this is why I don't use Facebook or MySpace or any of that stuff.


STUPID QUESTION -


TAGS: stupid dumb question facepalm
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 19, 2013, 4:42 pm
At this store I worked we had ONE sign, in a CORNER, that read in LARGE, RED letters: "This Isle ONLY - everything 50% off." Every customer who came in thought we were going out business. Greet poster, btw. 5L
CloudchaserS - December 21, 2012, 10:44 am
When I worked at Burger King 10 years ago, once in awhile, someone actually would ask me if the Whopper and Whopper Jr. are two different size sammiches


FACEBOOK - Your doing it wrong


TAGS: facebook lol
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by monkeysky

the1stCOMMI3 - May 29, 2011, 6:09 pm
are "you're doing it worng" jokes still around? They seemed like a little internet fad


Extreme Facepalm -




FACEPALM - When stupidity like that arrives there is always FACEPALM...


TAGS: face palm facepalm
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by Purebreedalien

bOB cHIN - August 6, 2009, 3:45 pm
Ted Knight - FTW!


FACEBOOK FRINEDS -




SECOND-IN-COMMAND FACEPALM - When the boss doesn't realize how full of fail he really is


TAGS: star trek facepalm riker jean luc picard enterprise
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by jam1977

DreMagnum - March 15, 2010, 4:14 pm
Its a different pic, from the same scene, but a different pic. Still not funny though.
GreyScorpion - March 15, 2010, 4:10 pm
jam1977, 2nd time you've used this same pic in 2 days. find a new one


that face i make when i cropdust the aisles in wal mart. -


TAGS: toddler fart face
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by xnavygunner

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 12, 2014, 2:33 pm
"That's funny. That crop-duster dustin' crops where there ain't no crops."
ughomer - May 13, 2014, 8:02 pm
Great! Create more like this. Fresh ideas are a good thing.
xnavygunner - May 13, 2014, 7:49 pm
In my case yeah lol
lgvernon - May 13, 2014, 7:40 pm

That's a 'A' in , cropdust', right?....5 clothespins!


VIN DIESEL - He's in your face


TAGS: face vin diesel
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by MixMasterNate

j76harris - March 1, 2012, 11:07 am
At first I was all like, "Whut?" Then I looked at it again. Then I was all like, "Woah!" LOL
Claire - September 30, 2009, 2:30 pm
I did not see that one comming O_O
CJ - September 13, 2009, 2:01 am
That one took me a second, but now I see the genius.
Woodywood03a - August 13, 2009, 2:34 am
He is in your face!!! all the time now!!!
Nwah - September 16, 2008, 10:26 pm
I'm not sure why, but this one's frikkin hilarious.
Alexiel - August 27, 2008, 2:15 am
weegee!


BRIDES - Always look their best on their Wedding Day




IT'S NOT WHO YOU KNOW - Okay, maybe sometimes it IS




TEIAM -




DUELING FACEPALMS - When you're not the only one who realizes how dumb that truly was




FIRST I WAS LIKE -


TAGS: snape ra** face the like harry potter alan sidney patrick rickman
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by sirkidd2003

Arnaldo - January 10, 2010, 9:02 pm
good one
rerun - January 9, 2010, 8:44 pm

aesop, you need to get rid of that avitar. You are only 940 posts away from earning a greybeard ranking, not a bastard version of your own creation
aesop's folly - January 9, 2010, 8:24 pm
I'm sorry, am I failing to recognize a meme?


RELATIONSHIP - She knows her fart just ended this one




ALL I HAVE IN THIS WORLD IS MY BALLS AND MY WORD - And I don't break them for no one. Do you understand?


TAGS: tony montana scareface balls
Rating: 2.77/5

More motifakes by he who lols

Guest091 - June 30, 2009, 6:01 am
Classic line, classic gangster, classic movie. Sadly always geeting high on his own supply.


COURAGE - do you have enough of it to stick your hand in the box and pull out a bottle


TAGS: facebook com
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Axis

Axis - May 4, 2012, 3:17 pm
thankx
maoworks2 - May 4, 2012, 8:09 am
Good One.


FACEBOOK - If life is getting complicated, just escape from reality and visit it!


TAGS: facebook
Rating: 3.22/5

More motifakes by whizz



DUCKFACE - only cute on babies


TAGS: duckface babies
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by alethia

M0rd3kaI - March 25, 2012, 7:22 pm
lol, 2 of the ugliest things to ever walk the earth... duckface and babies...
SteveFurlong - March 25, 2012, 9:56 am
Is she crooning to Mommy or getting ready to nurse? 5 cuties


MOMMY'S IMAGINARY FRIENDS - Are all on something called facebook




IF I HATE YOU - You don't deserve to know why


TAGS: facebook
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

fan4camping - May 14, 2012, 4:42 pm
5o true


BRACES - GOING ABROAD FOR CHEAP DENTAL TREATMENT ISN'T ALWAYS A WISE CHOICE


TAGS: dental brace face
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by krazzeeman

TWOEDGE - September 30, 2011, 8:07 am
That’s defiantly krazzeeman
Jalozyin - September 29, 2011, 1:37 pm
Noo. That's a reverse c**kring!
EvilGod - September 13, 2010, 4:25 am
Braces / Bracelet. Fair jux***osition.
rerun - August 21, 2010, 8:34 pm

WTF?
spacedog - August 21, 2010, 7:46 pm
Nice one.


SHEENFACE - "From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to 'Sheen's Korner' ... You're either in my corner, or you're with the trolls." Charlie Sheen




FACEBOOK - when it's going too far




FACEPALM - What Jesus is doing in heaven when looking at Christianity. Epic Fail.


TAGS: jesus christianity religion facepalm
Rating: 2.83/5

More motifakes by Unethikal

blackguard666 - February 9, 2012, 7:14 pm
Looks more like "his creations" give him a headache. haha.
Unethikal - September 23, 2008, 8:43 pm
sorry if i stole your pic but it was the fitting picture for my comment :S
g1Anitude - September 23, 2008, 8:39 pm
Stole ma pic? Ah w/e.


PICARD FACEPALM: - now available to answer stupid guestions on yahoo answers.


TAGS: you know your dumb when someone makes a picard facepalm with ms word
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by Dude 4515

R.S.Jake - May 5, 2010, 10:14 am
Computers are a myth! They are only the images we see after the Government gives us the hypno-drugs! The year is actually 1836, and everything you know and see is a lie! J/K, don't send pretend hate mail. It doesn't exist anyway.
forseti - May 5, 2010, 9:13 am
bats are birds... why are there people who waste their time by giving "correct" answers to such a question?!?*fg*
thatonechick - May 5, 2010, 9:04 am
While we're discussing Yahoo Answers... here is my favorite. http://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100421052612AADGqkk
corbett06 - May 5, 2010, 8:56 am
talk about blind faith what a fricken moron
boeweizer - April 29, 2010, 9:01 pm
the idiocy of sum ppl, i mean wow!
CoolioIndeed - April 20, 2010, 3:36 pm
I was gonna give it 5 until I saw the typo. 4L


FACEBOOK - It Never Forgets !!


TAGS: facebook
Rating: 3.36/5

More motifakes by MustyK

zoomer296 - January 7, 2013, 8:04 pm
Well said.


STICKS & STONES -


TAGS: getting hit in the face with a book facebook
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 5:22 pm
Doing it wrong or not, she's still h**!
BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 7:05 pm
shall we guess what book it is, who threw it at her and why ? I'd guess 'How to pleasure a woman' by David Wood (I kid you not, this is his real name), her fiancee after a 2 year engagement, and the reason... because he thought it was too much work :)


BATHROOM -




FACEBOOK UPDATE - He did take his time in his house...just too much




POKER FACE - glasses don't always help.....




SCIENTIFIC FACE PALM -


TAGS: creationism face palm
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Platinu - August 10, 2010, 2:00 pm
Unintentionally hilarious poster. Creationists. They just can't help but be funny. I agree, keep them coming.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2010, 5:41 pm
I don't make posters about how deluded religious people are....so, maybe you could show us the same courtesy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2010, 5:40 pm
@RL. You make some good posters, but this religious BS is starting to annoy people....this one doesn't even make sense. The Earth was formed AFTER the Big Bang.
Reality Lord - August 9, 2010, 5:25 pm

and to finally lay it to rest.... @sean...hey man, i love you! not in the biblical sense but i love you!
Reality Lord - August 9, 2010, 5:24 pm

i think i have an einstein religious one on the backburner for fred. oh ...right...he's no longer with us... the mighty hammer of Thor i a**ume...mu-ahahahahaha.
Reality Lord - August 9, 2010, 5:23 pm

omg sean...none of it was directed your way...lol! truth is i find your stuff some of the most creative on this site. the comments were directed at fred. monkies for you sean....grow up for fred.
rerun - August 8, 2010, 1:13 pm

*any
rerun - August 8, 2010, 1:13 pm

I doubt nay harm at all, unless you happen to be fred.
Sean - August 8, 2010, 1:12 pm
I was not offended, but I did also misread the part that indicated most of that was directed at Fred. I thought that condescension was directed at me. Well, no harm done, I hope.
thatonechick - August 8, 2010, 12:58 pm
@Sean: I'm fairly sure RL wasn't fighting you. :)
Sean - August 8, 2010, 12:55 pm
Uhm, Reality Lord, if you think I'm telling you to shut up or something along those lines, I can a**ure I am not. This poster is hilarious. Albeit not for the reasons you seem to have intended. So keep 'em comin'.
Reality Lord - August 8, 2010, 10:28 am

fred: third option in your a**esment....the viewer feels threatened for some reason by this poster and feels he must defend his irrationalism. meh...who knows.
Reality Lord - August 8, 2010, 10:23 am

sean:monkeys are like the Timmys of the human race. eventually the mods will get to them. fred:i don't neccesarily express my views in these posters. you have the ability to make your own poster that do reflect your views though. go for it.
Sean - August 6, 2010, 11:10 pm
Parallel Retardness: If evolution is true, why are there still monkeys?!!!!!
rerun - August 6, 2010, 10:07 pm

@fred, do you mean the person who made this is a moron? I need to know how to properly respond to your comment.
fred - August 6, 2010, 9:51 pm
Two options: a) This poster is trying to make creationists look moronic. b) This poster is a moron. Hard to say.
Ed-Hyde - August 6, 2010, 11:55 am
Bit o Randomness: Learning that the big bang theory was originally introduced by a Catholic Priest.
thatonechick - August 6, 2010, 8:58 am
The Earth is blowing up! The universe is constantly expanding. It's just an extremely slo-mo explosion.
corneredbadger - August 6, 2010, 8:52 am
The fact that I can believe someone actually asked that makes me hate humanity
pzykosiz - August 6, 2010, 1:47 am
i ended up missing this one go through. i just did one on a similar theme. but still 5L's
Anonymous2 - August 5, 2010, 10:41 pm
Big Bang Theory: First there was nothing, then it blew up, and created the cosmos.


WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH - ...God Sent the Arsonist


TAGS: https www facebook com
Rating: 3/5

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Wurdsmyth - July 9, 2013, 2:26 am
Or Boyd Crowder got pissed... :)
Greeny - December 26, 2012, 9:54 pm
The pixelated image filter must be broken...


FACEBOOK - "Hey! I just added my 2000th friend on Facebook!" "Where do you know him from?" "He's the friend of the friend of the friend of my cousin's friend!"


TAGS: facebook friends
Rating: 3.75/5

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GreyScorpion - November 29, 2009, 8:12 pm
Now we know how the herpes virus got in the neighborhood. 5L's for the "shop" skills


TRUE FRIEND -




MURPHY'S LAWS OF FLIGHT - Loud, sudden noises in a helicopter WILL get your undivided attention.


TAGS: helicopter funny face
Rating: 3.14/5

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Titus Pullo - June 22, 2009, 7:30 pm
All hail the Jesus Nut!
Jetman - May 28, 2009, 6:24 pm
Autorotation, now's not the time to learn it!


FACEBOOK - So addictive.




LIFE -




FACEBOOK - Saving unhappy couples the cost of a private investigator since 2004




STATUS UPDATE -


TAGS: face book facebook status update
Rating: 4.5/5

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rerun - August 25, 2011, 8:56 pm

I did read it, sadly you will not be missed
the1stCOMMI3 - August 25, 2011, 6:10 pm
i'm sorry, how is it that your username even passed the registration?
FuuuckYou - August 25, 2011, 6:03 pm
Hey, sorry about that.. but do you think you could read my name to yourself?
FuuuckYou - August 25, 2011, 6:02 pm
Dood, I f***ing swear you get all of your **** from the Android Market's Funny Jokes app. GTFO HOE.
falloutghoul - August 24, 2011, 6:46 pm
Would've been better if you used Twitter, but still funny.
sidestep22 - August 24, 2011, 12:25 pm
Wow! So wrong and impressive all at the same time.. 5Ls


FACEPLANT -




FACEPALM - Because expressing how dumb that was in words just doesn't work


TAGS: lion facepalm
Rating: 3.14/5

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MIXED MESSAGES - it's better just to go with what seems more legit


TAGS: facebook com
Rating: 4.67/5

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maoworks2 - May 30, 2012, 8:11 am
A Lot Of People Do this It's The Way We Are.


EPIC FACEPALM - When your face supercedes your palms integer in relation to fail and rips a hole in the spacetime continuum.


TAGS: epic facepalm fail spacetime continuum
Rating: 2.88/5

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Hinoron - March 29, 2012, 10:09 am
When the fail is so bad, part of your head spontaneously morphs into Patrick Stewart.


BALL TO THA FACE - Didn't See That One Coming, Did You?


TAGS: soccer football ball face
Rating: 1.98/5

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leeebling - December 19, 2008, 6:10 am
What are these soccer fags you speak of? I've smoked for years and never seen them, they sound cool.
American - September 30, 2008, 6:08 pm
Ya....you little soccer playin b****!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 25, 2008, 11:47 am
But wait, you're a staunch traditionalist when it comes to calling it football and not soccer (which has a known etymology and use) but you think this is 'lolarious'? Why be picky or fickle about the development of terms? Just accept both.
Jonny Shadez - September 25, 2008, 11:15 am
What is this soccer of which you speak, I think you'll find he plays football. It's called football because it's played with the feet, that's why a ball to the face is lolarious.
American - September 10, 2008, 6:02 pm
Soccer fags are used to having balls in their faces!


DETERMINATION - Even if you fall flat on your face You are still moving forward


TAGS: determination faceplant
Rating: 4.47/5

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Sociopath - July 14, 2013, 5:15 am
Nice fall
mariand - June 8, 2011, 2:49 pm
lol


ORANGE KITTY - is dreaming about taking your soul


TAGS: facebook com
Rating: 4.33/5

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FACEBOOK - TRUST ME, IT'S MORE EFFECTIVE THAN FACEPALM -




FACEBOOK - Giving nerdy kids everywhere the illusion that they actually have friends


TAGS: facebook nerd kids friends real
Rating: 4/5

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tellitlikeitis - June 26, 2011, 7:45 am
Good one.


NINJA FACEPALM - Do you think they saw me ?




FACEPALM - Your doing it wrong


TAGS: facepalm
Rating: 3.6/5

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agdaniele - March 4, 2010, 6:04 pm
You're


ADDICTION -




F A C E B O O K - A place where anyone can stick their nose in anyone's business.


TAGS: facebook my space twitter youtube
Rating: 3.56/5

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vader - August 13, 2010, 1:44 pm
the rating of the pic proves that there are way to much people at facebook. 5L
GreyScorpion - January 20, 2010, 7:44 pm
5 true dats


THE HOLY BIBLE -




HIPSTER BUNNY SAYS - Your Facebook posts are lame...




SEAGULL FACEPALM -


TAGS: cain seagull facepalm
Rating: 3.29/5

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zammuelist - January 23, 2010, 4:44 pm
of the win, for the win


GIRL, - My poker face is my hungover face




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